i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times

dead-wolfwood:

"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"

NO MERCY.

What do you guys mean when you say “I would eat a whole pizza by myself”

Are your pizzas gigantic

Or are your tiny foreign stomachs not suited for the gift that pizza is

Mamma mia I really don’t get you 

jingledink:

found two kitties cuddling by the sea