i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times


"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"


What do you guys mean when you say “I would eat a whole pizza by myself”

Are your pizzas gigantic

Or are your tiny foreign stomachs not suited for the gift that pizza is

Mamma mia I really don’t get you 


found two kitties cuddling by the sea